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Back to Darken's Home for the Criminally Insane
Darken is...
Christopher Lee Boger
Located in
Conroe Texas
But originally from
Petersburg Indiana
Not a nice place to visit, and you definately wouldn't want to live here! Look up the word
"Sucks" in the dictionary and it says "See Petersburg"
I'm not going to go into a big detail of my life and stuff here, because the links and
stuff on my pages explain it all pretty well. Plus, there's already a page listing a lot of
that stuff here.....
Goblin's domain Who am I? Page
The Back link on that page goes to the Goblin's Domain, so you'll have to use the back
button on your browser to get back to here.
What I am going to explain here is my history at Sexside. I've been a regular for quite
some time, but never really officially a homie.
I got started one day when this online buddy of mine sent me a link and told me I had
to "Check this out!"
I hit the link and took my first step into the Zoo (Sexside Free Chat for those of you
who remember it)
I messaged my bud back and said, "Porn? Oh, please...." because I've never
really been all that excited by two dimensional sex to begin with and my state of mind at
the time didn't even leave me all that interested in 3 dimensions either.
He told me to give it a chance. I'd been talking about needing a place to vent off
some frustrations, and he said this chat would be the perfect place to do it. Just hang
out there and make fun of the moron perverts coming in all night.
I bookmarked it, but I didn't really stay long that first day. I just sort of peeked
and then went on to other things.
A few days later I was bored out of my mind and wanted something to do. I decided
what the hell, and hit the bookmark to Sexside.
I signed in as "Dark" and just sat there watching the chat. It didn't take
me very long to realize that I could indeed have quite a bit of fun verbally smacking
around the monkeys that made their way into the chats.
I spent prolly 12 hours doing nothing but anonymously watching the chats, slowly
picking out people who seemed to know what was going on and learning the rules of the
chat room. I'm not one to go in and ask stupid questions if I can just lurk and find them
out for myself.
Finally, I deemed I knew enough to venture inside. I never talked much at first when
the chat was live, but I'd pop up and occasionally quip off a few lines of Python while the
tapes were running to entertain myself. I found out in short order that I was doing a fair
job of entertaining a few of the homies (though I didn't know anything about them at the
time) as well. I got quite a few LOL's and started to get over my terminal shyness and
chat a little with Sleepless, Silvergost, Huff, Gilp, and LiquidSky.
I still never talked all that much while the chats were live. I'd only venture a line
when I really had a good quip set up for me by someone else, or to verbally abuse someone
who was being a complete dickhead.
The turning point in that came one day when I was singing "Bright Side of Life" while
the tapes were running and nobody I knew was online there. At this point, I was spending
about 4-6 hours a day after work hanging at Sexside and was having a ball with it. I would
sit and make fun of people and sing Python songs while the vids were running and then clam
up when it went live by saying "Stops singin' upon the return of live"
This paticular time when I stopped singing, Kelly typed in the next verse of the song.
I was grinning ear to ear.... ONE OF THE GIRLS LIKES PYTHON???!!!! I said to myself.
After that, I talked to Kelly regularly, and started to chat a bit with Catra, Chey,
and Katy. Pretty soon, the character of Darken began to evolve.....
Somebody said something paticularly rude to Kelly and I said ::Walks over to (whoever)
and lops off his head:: Then proceeded to describe how I was reeling from the stench of
the cretin's unwashed form as the quickening overcame me.
Kelly laughed and said "Thank you Darken, my hero!" and Robin gave me a
LOL too. That impressed the blazes outta me, 'cause I'd never seen Robin LOL anybody
but the homies. After that, Robin hollared out to me on a regular basis whenever I
showed up at Sexside.
Over time I developed Darken's Highlander characteristics, and the voices in my head.
I was there hours and hours on end each day, neglecting virtually all my other bookmarks
to hang with the girls, the homies, and make fun of the losers and having a grand ol' time.
Then, my already lousy life took a downward spiral..... As much as I was already
withdrawn into myself and not giving a shit about much of anything, it got worse. I went
into SS and found out that I couldn't even function there. After about half a dozen futile
attempts to get back into gear, I gave up.
I languished in boredom and despair for several months then. I only managed to get
my head back on straight after quite a while by taking care of some business on the homefront.
After that, I was bored after going through my standard bookmarks and decided to take a peek
back into Sexside.
I'd apparantly regained enough of my mind to function, 'cause I was quippin' with the
guys on a good clip that first day. I got back in the swing of things while the vids were on,
but hadn't gotten back into talking with the girls yet. I was waiting for Kelly to come on.
Then I found out Kelly had gone on to other things, and I was like "Well that's just
bloody great.... Only one I had a real rapport with is gone..."
I stayed at SS, though, even though my heart wasn't really in it with Kelly gone. I was
only hangin' out for maybe an hour a day talking with Sleep and some of the other homies, and
I met a few more like LEW, KitKat, and Elwood during that time.
Turning point time again! Once more, the same song, the same situation. I'm singing
"Bright Side of Life" while the vids on and stop when this model I'd never seen before went
live. Once again, Bailey put in the next verse for me.
I was hooked again, and hooked good this time. Bailey LOVED Python, and she loved to
role-play too. No gettin' me away after that!
I continued to be the unofficial zookeeper for the homies for quite some time, always
eagerly awaiting Bails return from Nude so I could chat with her again. Every once in a
while I'd say I was ::Fighting off rose envy:: When one of the homies would do the colored
rose macro. Sleepless was on one day when I did that, and he sent me a link in cryptic
speak on the chat to a chatroom.
I hit the link and Sleepless officially bestowed upon me my rose and the knowledge of
how to defeat the filter with ASCII so I could be even more of a prick toward the cretins
who disrupt the chat with their asshole natures.
Not too long after that, I got myself set up with a credit card and at last made my
first venture into Nude Chat. Bailey was there at that moment.
I walked into the room and said "Oh my stars and garters! ::Faints::" and Bails
and Sleep nearly lost it laughing. I was overwhealmed by the welcomes I got from the homies,
many of whom I didn't even really know that well. I never really thought I was all that great
in the chats, but I've since learned much different.
It was none too soon that I made my way to nude, because not long after that the Zoo was
abolished to never neverland and I would have been without a home once more. Sleep had drawn
me into going to nude just in time. I wasn't easy to convince to do that, because I'd always
felt more at home in the zoo (And I still miss it because I'm still better suited to the zoo
than nude).
Back up to 4-6 hours a day at SS now. Pushing 8-10 on my days off when Bails was working.
I was having a ball, and starting to get ICQ contacts with the homies so I could chat with them
about stuff without having to post it on the chats. The Shredder and the Bottomless pockets
all evolved during this time.
Nuclear bomb time again..... Bailey has left Sexside..... talking about a massive and
devestating hit. I just sat there that day staring at the screen going "Shit" over
and over again. I kept myself on the chat with dots and the occasional infomercial about the
rules to the monkeys, but not much more. Finally, I decided my time at SS was finished with
Bails gone and I ::Bamfed out with a note of finality::
Fortunately, Bails knew someone who knew me and we got into contact on ICQ the next day.
That improved my attitude considerably, but I still didn't return to SS. Didn't really think
anybody would miss me anyway.
After a while, between Sleep and Bails I started to talk to more and more of the homies
off of Sexside on ICQ. Everybody was tellin' me I oughta pop back into SS and visit for a
while. I kept sayin' someday.... but never really had any intention of doing so.
Finally I got bored again when nobody was online and decided to peek in. I popped in and
everybody jumped all over me with "Dark! Where you been man!"
Once again overwhealmed, I just said "Hell, I didn't think anybody would even notice
I was gone ::shrugs::"
Robin said "Hell Dark! We held a funeral man!"
That was the kicker. I still don't have a real rapport with any of the models now, but
I do have far too many buds on the chats to stay away now. How could I stay away from a place
that not only puts up with, but actually encourages my silly behavior? Hehehe
And there you have it, the history of Darken at Sexside.
Though Sexside may be dead and gone, the saga continues at Peekshows.
Hey! Wake up dammit! ::Grumble grumble.... mumble:: No bleedin' appreciation for a good
tale....