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Darken's Home(page)
For the Criminally Insane


You wanna step into my world? Check your sanity at the door, you'll only lose it if you bring it in here! Mwahahaha!

-Updates-

Last Changed
Dec. 30, 2001
What's new?


-Darksites-

Picture Pages
Pictures of the looney hisself

What's all this then?
Explanations of some of the whacked out stuff I say in chat

Musical Interlude
A bit 'bout the goofy tunes ye'll catch me singin' when things get slow

Who am I?
Bit o' background
Bit outdated... but belongs here for sure!


-Baileykins ~_^-

The Shrine of Baileykins
Pics of my lovely lass and more ^_^


-Interact-


Darken's Homie Chat

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Darken's Homie Message Board

Get a Message Forum from Bravenet


-Contact Darken-

E-mail
leslumens@yahoo.com
LesLumens... Less Lumens... Darken?.. Get it? Oh, piss off! =P

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AOL IM'er
Thakkorias

AOL Instant Messenger
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ICQ
Darkniciad
(2769822)

Darken is Currently

ICQ Me!
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Others
leslumens
yahoo messenger

darkniciad@hotmail.com
msn messenger


-Other Pages-
Other pages, not nearly as looney, that I run. More public oriented.

Darkniciad's Dragon Warrior/Quest Midi Shrine
Midi music collection from the Dragon Quest video game series

The Goblin's Domain
Various Video Game, Fantasy Novel, and other type thingies


-Other Links-
Other pages.... I decided to put them here, so bite me! I can live my own life if I want to!

Javascript Source
Great source of free cut and paste java scripts

Peekshows
Get inta chat an' see my baileykins!
CC required to sign up, but never charged unless you buy tokens for a private show


-Local Weather-

Click for Dana, Indiana Forecast
Click for more info
Find out how bad the weather sucks here =P


For those who are brave (or foolhardy) enough to continue on....
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Darken's insanity may be contagious, and is most certainly hazzardous to your mental health if contracted.

You've been warned ^_^



More or less, this is just a lil' bit o' something I whipped up to explain the character of Darken (who is frighteningly enough rather close to being who I actually am in many ways)

Dig around a bit through the links and you might just get an inkling of what is going on inside my rather convoluted brain ^_^

I've also added a java chatroom and a message board for the homies an' others to visit if'n they would like to. Feel free to drop on in and hang out what with the demise of homies.org


These Docs will cure what ails ye!

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And now is the point in the program where I ramble on with a complete and utter disregard for anything remotely resembling sanity or relevance for several minutes on end going absolutely nowhere and making no real points whatsoever that are of any consequence to anyone at all regardless of race, color, creed, or religion or really anything at all now that I stop and think about it for a moment or three even though that's not really the point which I'm not trying to make, because I'm not trying to make a point at all in case you hadn't noticed, and if you hadn't noticed surely you have by now what with the fact that I'm still going and this isn't really leading up to anything at all, but that's not the point, either, 'cause there is no point, and if you're still slogging through this rambling oratory trying to make sense of it I suggest you go see a shrink right now, because you've probably suffered severe mental damage, or at least you will very soon I should imagine, and I'm sorry about that if it happens, somewhat... well not really... I suppose I don't really mind driving a few people to the edge and seeing if anything snaps.. 'cause it's kinda fun actually to see just how much a psyche can take before it goes PING! and snaps like a taunt rubber band hehehehe

You should try to do that sometime... it's not as easy as it might look, and it's really really fun once you get good at it ^_^




Couldn't thing of anything else so I'm wasting valuable bandwidth and time by putting this silly little line in here for no apparant reason whatsoever


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My pages are all designed in notepad and primarily tested in Netscape.... so they'll always look better in Netscape most likely. (As if they look all that great anyway =P)
Then again, perhaps a more looney browser would really be more appropriate....
And the pages with the sound effects and midis don't load up right the first time they load. Go to one of the other pages after they fully load and come back and the cache will make them play in the correct order ^_^

 


Gawds... she is *so* frikkin' beautiful and sexy!!!
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There are quite a few random bits on this site that are the property of their respective copyright and trademark owners. No toe stepping or stealing is intended. Hopefully they all look upon it as a bit of free advertising. All o' that sorta stuff belongs to them. As to the rest o' it....
(C) Christopher Lee Boger